Jones serves multiple functions within the Alien storyline:
1) CATGUFFIN, a pretext for characters to go wandering off on their own.
2) CATPANION, an excuse for Ripley to express herself out loud when she's otherwise alone.
3) CATSHOCK, a cheap shock tactic in which the cat jumps out unexpectedly.
4) CATSCALLION, a wild card; at the end of the film, the cat might yet be harbouring an alien.
In short, one cannot overestimate the importance of Jones to Alien. This is his story.
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Best recap EVER.
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ReplyDeleteThey are going to give you an award of some sort for giant hairless killer-kitten. It may include rainbows. And harps and stuff.
ReplyDeleteThis is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the part where the hairless kitten kicks the cat basket.
ReplyDeleteThis is truly inspired. You deserve some sort of prize! Well done!
ReplyDeleteFun read. hehe :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeletePretty decent, lovely idea, I liked the viewpoint of the cat calling humans "can-openers" could use a little more depth and stronger theme but overall fun little short fiction piece.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Awesome. One of my favorite movies, made completely fantastic. I laughed, and want more.
ReplyDeleteIt's worth mentioning that the "Catscallion" option is impossible. The cat was neither exposed to the eggs nor live facehugger. The alien also did not have the appearance of a queen and so could not have laid an egg itself.
ReplyDeleteGreat story. And very funny. Love the premise of telling the story from the cat's view.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2012/1/alienbdcap3_original.jpg meow.
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny, what a talent at writing you have :) love the cat's eye view... everything is more interesting with cats, I think!
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ReplyDeleteYou are correct in the eventual story they went with but the original plan, which I believe they actually filmed, was for Ripley to find eggs and cocooned crew mates before escaping.
Like the story - great idea.
ReplyDeleteThey did film an (unused) scene with cocooned crew members but I don't think there were any eggs. The Alien was just doing its thing presumably preparing the crew for a Queen that didn't actually exist.
here's the scene if anyone's curious.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS5MtzrW1vU
Enjoyed this immensely. Adding you to my blogroll of Friends. Keep on keeping on.
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